Justin Bieber told 'return to Brazil and you'll face vandalism charges'

Not since the voting in of President Obama have we fist-pumped the air in solidarity with the positive actions of an entire country. But it seems Brazil is saying "hasta la vista, Baby" to Justin Bieber by telling him he could be prosecuted if he returns to its shores.

Why? Because to celebrate the end of his tour in the South American nation, the Biebs decided to vandalise a hotel wall with his 'art'.

He reportedly redecorated an outside wall with spray paint, adding his tags onto it like he was some kind of pint-sized, zero-talented Banksy or something.



Police turned up to his rented mansion in Sao Conrado, Rio de Janeiro, to question him on his actions, but he bravely sent one of his bodyguards to be interviewed by the rozzers instead.

The city's civil police bod Antonio Ricardo told the media: "The musician does not have permission from the owner of the site to do the paintings."

Rio's mayoral office added: "The wall graffitied by Justin Bieber was the Hotel Nacional. If they want to take out a prosecution, only they can say."

It is not, of course, the only thing Justin has managed to cause a stir about while in Brazil – there were allegations that he visited a brothel, hand-picked a number of pretty girls to party with him in his mansion, and we all remember that video footage of his minders grabbing fans who had paid £800 for a meet-and-greet with the star and chucking them out after just a few seconds of basking in Le Bieb's presence.
Last night the 19-year-old tweeted: "Obrigado Brazil!!! Paraguay is next." We feel for you, Paraguay. We feel for you, buddies.

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#1. A single spare eyebrow for an especially fair person

 

Justin's moustache (or, the 'Justache') is so fine it doesn't actually show up in bright light, which makes it the perfect spare eyebrow for someone with an especially fair, unfreckled complexion and blonde hair. Did you burn a single eyebrow off of your head in a freak hair straightening accident? Are you Amanda actual Seyfried? Good news: Justin Bieber's got you covered.

#2. An alternative to the traditional eye test

 

"Mr Smith, if you could just look at the wall opposite, where we have a popular 19-year-old popstar standing as still as he can. Yes, that is a tattoo of an owl on his arm. And if you just look between his mouth and his nose… nothing? New prescription for you, Mr Smith. New prescription for you."

#3. To sell to maniacs for money

 

Celebrities can and have sold their hair in the past, and you just know that some rich teenaged girl will convince her daddy to drop $10,000 on the Justache at a charity auction. "Stop kissing the individual strands when you go to sleep at night, honey," he'll say. "Come on. There's only about seven of them. You inhale one, that's the best part of two grand."