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сряда, 13 ноември 2013 г.

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1. Kim Kardashian stopped for speeding after paparazzi chase

2. Britney Spears unveils album tracklisting, which is good news for fans of will.i.am.

3. David Beckham shows off his package in new pants campaign

4.  Miley Cyrus went to Amsterdam six weeks ahead of the MTV EMAs to scope out ‘skunk shacks’

5. Justin Timberlake: Criticism ‘literally feels like a sh*t on my face’

6.  Disney's Maleficent Official Teaser Trailer

Disney's Maleficent Official Teaser Trailer

Disney Maleficent Teaser Trailer

Walt Disney Pictures has released the teaser trailer for the live-action Sleeping Beauty movie “Maleficent.” The film stars Angelina Jolie as Maleficent and Elle Fanning as Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty.

“Maleficent” will hit theaters on May 30, 2013. Check out a description of the movie below!
'' ‘Maleficent’ is the untold story of Disney’s most iconic villain from the 1959 classic ‘Sleeping Beauty.’ A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until one day when an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land’s fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal—an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king’s successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom—and perhaps to Maleficent’s true happiness as well. ''
And check out the “Maleficent” teaser trailer below!


Justin Timberlake: Criticism ‘literally feels like a sh*t on my face’


Justin Timberlake has told GQ this month that listening to the stinging criticism of his films and music “literally” felt like someone dropped a deuce on his face. Which begs the question: how exactly would you go about doing a plop on Justin Timberlake’s face? You have to assume he is complicit in the act. He would have to lie down, for a start, for the angles to work. He would have to sit very still throughout the ordeal. Not really sure you’ve thought this turding simile through, bro.

“I feel – literally – like a bunch of people just took a sh*t on my face,” he said, sensibly.

Addressing the magazines responsible, he said: “You sound like a d*ckhead. It just shocked me because, like, you’re trade magazines. None of your opinions count. And by the way, none of you can do it.”

MEMO TO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S FILMS OR MUSIC:
 You are no longer allowed to not like his films and music unless you have been in a film or done a music. That’s how it works now.

He added: “I grew up with a little bit of a chip on my shoulder, so sometimes I find it funny that I’ve been able to acquire the patience it takes to be kind to people in our business. Because sometimes I just want to [flipping] kill everybody.” Yeah, but… Runner, Runner was a bit ‘the sort of thing critics drop from above on Justin Timberlake’s face’, wasn’t it?

Miley Cyrus went to Amsterdam six weeks ahead of the MTV EMAs to scope out ‘skunk shacks’

Miley Cyrus shocked THE WORLD this weekend when she visibly smoked a tiny cigarette containing weed drugs while accepting a gong at the MTV EMAs in Amsterdam. “Gosh,” everyone in the world said. “Gosh, she’s going to get mighty twisted on that jazz ganja. I hope she has a multipack of Nik-Naks on hand for her inevitable ‘munchies’.”

But as the Mirror today reports, Miley apparently loves ‘sticky, sticky bud’ so much that she visited Amsterdam six weeks ahead of the EMAs to scope out the city’s best ‘skunk shacks’ – so she could impress her celebrity mates once they came to town with her knowledge of ‘drug circuses’.

Dancing at Katy Perry's party
 
She regularly visited the Green House coffee shop – a favourite of fellow stars Rihanna and Eminem – and also took supermodel and eyebrow magnate Cara Delevingne to a quiet smoking shop on Tolstraat, a source told the paper.

“Miley told Cara she knew the best coffee shop in the city, because she’d come six weeks before to scope it out,” the source said.

“She bought Snoop Dogg in one night and then Afrojack another night and then Cara. She was in three nights in a row!”

Apparently Miley’s favourite ‘whack tobacc’ is called Super Lemon Haze, which once won an award for being good cannabis. Who knew that was possible.

“Miley was smoking lots and lots of Super Lemon Haze,” the source continued. “She was offered different types of weed, but that’s her favourite so that’s all she would smoke.

“It’s quite a clean, uplifting strain with little fatigue. When Cara came she was really sluggish. She just slumped on a couch covered in Pink cushions.”

And Miley was so popular in the coffee shop that they put a picture of her hanging out there on the wall.

“Miley was so buzzed to see her picture on the wall,” the source said. Yes. That is definitely why she was buzzed.