Justin Bieber rents Brazilian mansion to party with 30 girls he picked himself; world rolls eyes.

Justin Bieber, in his role as the messiah to weeping, fawning Beliebers everywhere, doesn't seem to have any trouble finding girls who want to party with him. The problem, it eels, lies in selecting the lucky few who deserve to be blessed with his presence.
Yeah. It's tough for Bieber. It's seriously tough.
Thankfully, there's a solution to this issue; Bieber's got a system in place. The kind of system which involves hiring out a Brazilian mansion and a van, hitting up a local nightclub and then hand-picking 30 lucky ladies to come back and party with him.
Are we kidding? We wish we were. According to Brazilian newspaper Extra, the Biebz arrived at the Zax Club in Barra, west Rio, at around 1.30am. He partied hard in a private room before leaving at 3am, surrounded by bodyguards and his 30 "chosen" females. All of whom, thanks to the Halloween celebrations, were dressed in black.

Is it just us, or is Bieberism starting to feel like… y'know… a cult? A creepy, creepy cult?
The reports come after claims the singer tried to hire eight girls at the Centauros Strip Club in Rio on Friday. However, presumably due to pricing rather than morals (taking a girl overnight costs from $1,200), Bieber settled for two ladies. But he could not, apparently, enter with them at his hotel, as the Copocabana Palace has strict rules against prostitution.
We guess that explains why Biebz has rented out a mansion of his very own. More room for partying, less chance of disturbing the neighbours and, essentially, nobody to turn his chosen girls away at the door.
A spokesman for Bieber said he thought the Centauros club was a private members club (not a strip club) and a source close to the star insisted he CHOSE to leave the Copacabana when fans found out he was staying there.
Hmm, is all we have to say. Hmmmmm...