Miley Cyrus moans that Lady Gaga is a ‘scene stealer’, OED recall dictionaries so irony can be redefined

Miley Cyrus – you know, the one with the tongue and the twerking and the ridiculous little nubs of hair and the tattoos and the latex two-piece so gossamer-thin you can basically see her organs through it and the dwarves and the teddybears and the ‘dope ganja weed’ smoking – has complained that Lady Gaga is a scene stealer. Okay then.

Speaking at the American Music Awards this weekend, Miley all but rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue into her cheek (the international sign for ‘ugh, this BITCH’) when Lady Gaga arrived on a white robotic horse.



She told E! News: “You can stop interviewing me if you want to go interview Gaga. I don’t care.”
She then stropped: “She didn’t come up in an embryo this time. That’s so boring.”

HEY, HEY MILEY. IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, MILEY. OTHER POPSTARS ARE ALLOWED, YEAH? PUT AWAY THAT 90% OF YOUR BUM THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE ON SHOW AND LEAVE IT, ALRIGHT?