David Beckham shows off his package in new pants campaign

If we sound like we're slurring a bit, it'sh becaush we've been popping the old champagne. Why? Because David Beckham's only gone and stripped off again for the latesht H&M ad campaign. *Hic*.

In the pictures, Becks shows off his body in all its glory while sitting in some kind of disused swimming pool. There's some nice tile-work going on, which must have taken someone hours to go over with Flash.

In the first image, the footballer is seen staring moodily into the camera while wearing a pair of burgundy kecks. Haha, Becks in kecks. We did a funny.

The second one sees him in a fitted white t-shirt and matching pants, which really make his tattoos pop out at you. And his thighs are, well… they're just, um. What? Oh goodness, look at the time. Must be getting on.

We'll just, er, bookmark this page, OK. Right. Good.

Anyway, here's Becks in pants. YOU'RE WELCOME


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