Actor and maniac Shia LaBeouf has revealed that he sent pictures of his penis to the producers of the film Nymphomaniac in an effort to get the part. Which he then got. So: good job, Shia LaBeouf’s penis.
As Shia told Danish film company Zentropa Productions this week, the dickpic was not an impromptu one: director Lars von Trier’s production team asked the actor to send him a picture of his junk to prove his dedication to the role (as well as his willingness to get it out. You’ve got to be willing to get it out).
“The first info we got – and I’ll never forget this because my entire team reacted with such a fear – the first request on the production end, not from Lars, was a picture of my penis,” he said.
Anyway Shia sent along a picture of his ‘Tiny Bald David Cameron’ along to producers and, long story short, he’ll now be playing office worker Jerome in the film.
Shia previously told Playboy magazine in 2009 that he was “not extremely well-endowed,” but thankfully filmmakers are using hella computers to augment the film’s many, many, many sex scenes.
Producer Luise Vesth – who we’re guessing has a picture of Shia LaBeouf’s actual todger on her phone, thinking about it – told the Hollywood Reporter: “We shot the actors pretending to have sex, and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex. In post-production we will digitally impose the two.
“So above the waist it will be the star, and then below the waist it will be the doubles.” Which sounds a lot easier than just having the actors do it, definitely.
The film also stars Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Jamie Bell and Charlotte Gainsbourg, all saying things like, “Uh!” and, “Grnnngh!” and, “NOT THE FACE!”
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