Mario Falcone jokes that he wants to date Cheryl Cole now Ashley Cole is dating his ex Pascal Craymer

TOWIE’s Mario Falcone has joked that he wants to date Cheryl Cole, now that her ex Ashley Cole is seeing his ex Pascal Craymer. That is how love works in Essex. YOU BIFF MY EX, YEAH? YOU BEST KNOW I’M GOING TO BIFF YOURS.
As heat exclusively reported yesterday, Chelsea left back and man-who-we-are-contractually-obliged-to-refer-to-as-a-‘loverat’-every-time-we-mention-him Ashley Cole has been seeing TOWIE girl Pascal for the past couple of weeks, wooing her with, uh… nights in in front of the telly?
“It’s been going on for about a fortnight,” a source told us. “They mostly just have nights in at his house so far. But now they feel ready to go public ­– they’ll be making an appearance together soon.”

Pascal Craymer

 

And, as if to prove it, both Ashley and Pascal spent their Sunday night tweeting about Dappy’s erratic and semi-tumescent behaviour on Celebrity Big Brother. Were they tweeting from beneath the same slanket-for-two, on the same leather-effect sofa? MAYBE.
Anyway, after Mario saw our story yesterday, he took to Twitter to comment.

Seeing as Cheryl spent New Year’s Eve in South Africa kissing a nine-year-old boy on the lips, we reckon she could do with being cheered up with a few dates with an actual adult man, or, if none are available, Mario off of TOWIE. What do you reckon, Cheryl? You up for it?