Noel Gallagher, the Michael Jordan of being mad about stuff, is mad about Miley Cyrus

Noel Gallagher from ‘90s band ‘The Oasis’ has been asked by Rolling Stone whether he had a good year or not. He has not had a good year. He obviously has not had a good year. He’s Noel Gallagher. His day can be put off its entire axis if he puts skimmed milk on his cereal instead of semi-skimmed. “It’s just water wi’ white in it! Nowt else!”

Anyway Noel Gallagher has taken a grumpy northern squinty look at Miley Cyrus’ bum in those weird tight nude-coloured underwears she wore to the VMA award and gone ‘no thanks’ to all that.

No thanks

 

Asked by the mag if he was a Cyrus fan, Noel said: “I think there’s a trend, unfortunately, in the fame, at the minute, of girls desperately trying to be provocative or desperately trying to – in inverted commas – ‘start the debate’ about some old s**t or other.

“Because, really, they’re not very good. Do you know what I mean? We have it in England regularly, and you have it in the States. I feel bad for ‘em. It’s like, ‘Write a good song. Don’t make a provocative video – write a good f**king song. That’ll serve you better, I think.” So: not a fan?
He then heaped ‘praise’ on Adele and Emeli Sandé (“I mean, it’s music for f**king grannies, but at least it’s got some kind of credibility”) before speculating about the toilet habits of Lady Gaga.

“It's just embarrassing,” he said. “Be good. Don't be outrageous. Anybody can be outrageous! I could go to the Rolling Stone office and f**king s**t on top of a boiled egg, right? And people would go, 'Wow, f**king hell, that's outrageous!'

Adele, Adele. Adele Adele Adele.

 

"But is it any good? No, because, essentially, it's just a s**t on top of a boiled egg. That's all it is.
“[Lady Gaga] is another one. In fact, she's probably doing a s**t on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will f**king freeze it and call it art." We contacted Lady Gaga’s rep for a statement as to whether she had ever done a plop on a hard boiled egg and how, if she had, we went about balancing one on top of the other, but are yet to hear back.