Miranda Kerr and Cara Delevingne wear the smallest bra known to man

IS IT A BRA? IS IT A PLANE? NO, IT'S A NIPPLE HAT. Miranda Kerr wore this ridiculous bra for i-D magazine and now we're all terrified it's going to become a fashion staple because, while she may look superhot... it's a hard style to pull off.

Actually, to be honest, while she does an admirable job of keeping a straight face, even she can't make them look anything less than faintly ridiculous in the vid:

Obviously Cara (who finishes the vid off with a bit of hood action and some winking) couldn't help trying it on which means that - mental or chic-  this bra just became the envy of roughly 90% of the male population.



Once more, we'd like to reiterate to any Fashion People reading: please don't make these a thing. We can already see Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga all over them, and then it's only a matter of time before Primark mass-produce some ripoffs and we all start popping them on to nip into Tesco. Nip being the operative word. As in nipple.