Lindsay Lohan makes a sweet potato casserole thing for Thanksgiving, and there’s a joke about her being ‘baked’ in there somewhere

 

Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers! And also: Yee-haw! ‘Pants’! Supersize me! Obesity epidemic! Freedom fries, y’all! Texas! ‘Soccer’! East coast! Westside! And that is about all we know about America. We hope you enjoyed that.

Anyway, seeing as today is Thanksgiving (a traditional American ceremony where people eat turkey before queuing up to attend 50% off sales), Lindsay Lohan – you know, the one who rammed a car into a lamppost and had a screaming row with her own mother in a limousine and went to rehab – is cooking up a storm in the kitchen, making ‘candied’ sweet potato casserole.

Oh, and tweeting and Instagramming and blogging the whole thing. Get this: she took pictures of the seemingly seven-stage recipe on Instagram, blogged them with the caption “so excited for this recipe!! xx" and then tweeted the whole thing with “trying out a new recipe in the kitchen! who wants a piece? x".  And only a few of the people who follow her made an open goal kind of joke regarding the phrase ‘who wants a piece’, so that’s good.

Which is all very nice, because there was a stage earlier this year when Lindsay was very sway-around-on-the-spot-y and we were a bit worried for her long term health. But after a three month stint in rehab and a post-treatment career spent huddling under Oprah Winfrey’s protective wing, Lindsay seems vaguely on the mend.

Well, hm. This sweet potato recipe – which we looked up, because obviously, because it has marshmallows on it – does call for half a cup of bourbon, which we can’t imagine is exactly going to lead to a relapse but maybe Lindsay would be best to omit.