Chris Brown wants to take medical marijuana for his anger issues, which we can only see working out well

Chris Brown has told a judge that he reckons a good ol’ toke of medical marijuana will help with his anger management issues. He legitimately said this! He reckons honking on a bong pipe might help him stop throwing rocks through car windows! And beating people up! He thinks this!

A source told RadarOnline that Chris has been complaining to friends that he should be allowed to continue to get ‘mildly high’ on medical marijuana – which is legal in California – to help with the itch his currently prescribed anti-depressants can’t scratch.



The star has been allegedly using the drug for the past several years, and we can see how well that’s going. Barely related aside: the singer was ordered on Wednesday to spend three months in rehab by a judge after throwing a rock through his own mum’s car window after she suggested he might need more help with his anger issues.

But this week a judge ordered him to spend 90 days in rehab – and submit to regular drug tests to ensure he isn’t ‘bonging out’ on ‘that green, green jazz’.

“[Anti-depressants] make Chris feel very numb and he felt that everything around him was fuzzy,” a source said.



“He felt dull and thirsty all the time. He has been taking medical marijuana for the last several years, until the judge said Chris couldn’t take it beginning last summer. It was just another instance in which Chris felt he was being treated differently because of his celebrity status.” Yes. Yep. That’s definitely why he keeps getting convicted for all the crimes he does. Because he is a celebrity.

“Add that on top of the fact the judge ruled that he had to do all of his community service all over again because of questions regarding the work he had done in Virginia and Chris feels like he just can’t catch a break.” 

Apparently Chris is trying desperately to move on from the infamous Rihanna incident, but feels it’s going to haunt him forever. The source added: “He believes it he was allowed to take the marijuana, things would dramatically improve in his life. Chris isn’t the monster everyone thinks he is.”