Rihanna is addicted to WOTSITS; rock and roll officially dead

"I just can't quit you"

 

Rip up your Ramones t-shirt, throw away your obscure Beatles vinyl and weep, for rock and roll's death knell is tolling. Why? Because Rihanna has become addicted to Wotsits.
Yep, the singer - who for legal reasons we have to refer to as a 'Bajan beauty' at least once per article - has reportedly been stuffing those cheesy orangey puffs of deliciousness into her gob at every opportunity.
She was even ordering boxes of them for her limo and private suite in London's Café Royal during her tour here, according to the Sunday People.
A hotel source told the newspaper: "Rihanna's love for Wotsits has caused much laughter among the staff. They find it very funny that the star would be so hooked on them.
"We're not just talking the odd packet here and there - she wants boxes of them on hand for whenever she fancies them. It is utterly bizarre but she just can't get enough of them."

Some Wotsits, earlier

 

Tbf, we've had this exact same situation with McCoy's Ready Salted, and nowhere seems to sell the individual packets anymore, so if you have a huge craving for that ridged goodness you have to invest in a six-pack and give away the gross Salt and Vinegar ones, UGH.
While she's not rubbing that orange powder left on her fingertips all over her gums for an extra hit, Rihanna's been cosying up to alleged official boyfriend Drake, who she's now exclusively dating.
Speaking about their relationship recently, perennially sad Drake said: "I mean, I think about it. Like, 'man, that would be good'. We have fun together.
"She's cool and s**t. But we're just friends."
BUT YOU'RE NOT JUST FRIENDS, ARE YOU DRAKE. GO EAT SOME MORE WOTSITS TOGETHER AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES.