Lady Gaga reckons she has been ‘mismanaged’, which would explain complete absence of a Do What U Want video

Lady Gaga has taken to her own personal social networking site Little Monsters to tell fans directly that she is being ‘gravely mismanaged’.
She has her own social networking website. Like: how mismanaged can you be, Gaga. How badly can it be going, for realsies.
Anyway, Gaga took to the website to apologise to fans and explain why a video of her writhing around in a pile of whipped cream with a juddering R. Kelly atop her (also known as, ‘the Do What U Want video, inevitably’) hasn’t been released yet – citing problems in her Haus of Gaga team as being the reason for the delay.

“It is late because, just like with the 'Applause' video unfortunately, I was given a week to plan and execute it," Gaga said. "It is very devastating for someone like me, I devote every moment of my life to creating fantasies for you. All my most successful videos were planned over a period of time when I was rested and my creativity was honoured.
"Those who have betrayed me gravely mismanaged my time and health and left me on my own to damage control any problems that ensued as a result.
"Millions of dollars are not enough for some people. They want billions. Then they need trillions. I was not enough for some people. They wanted more."

Some ideas for the Do What U Want video: R. Kelly and Gaga dancing around in matching tuxedos; R. Kelly and Lady Gaga simulating sex in a nightclub; R. Kelly in prison for his multiple crimes while Gaga dances around in a weird outfit. Three ideas, right there. How hard can making a video even be?
Anyway Gaga added: “I am very grateful to the photographers and designers who have always stood by me to make sure my fans are never aware of the things that happen behind the scenes, but unfortunately after my surgery I was too sick, too tired, and too sad to control the damage on my own.
"My label was not aware that this was going on. The next few months of ARTPOP will truly be its beginning. Because those who did not care about ARTPOP's success are now gone, and the dreams I have been planning can now come to fruition.
"Please forgive me that I did not foresee this coming, I never thought after all the years of hard work that those I called friends and partners would ever care so little at a time I needed them the most.”
She continued: “Give me a chance to show you the meaning of seeing art all around you. Open your hearts to me again that I may show you the joy of us coming together through our talents, that we are stronger as a unit than when we are alone.
"Let me be for you the Goddess that I know I truly am, let me show you the visions that have been in my mind for two years. I love you. Forgive me monsters. Forgive me ARTPOP. You are my whole world." IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO WRITE THIS YOU COULD HAVE MADE A VIDEO BY NOW, GAGA. COME ON.