Imagine being Ozzy Osbourne, bobbing around, beneath and above the salty seawater of lucidity. One moment a taut-faced Sharon Osbourne is screaming at a pooping dog; the next, you wake up an ocean away, in a hotel room littered with gin miniatures. “Where am I?” Ozzy Osbourne must constantly be asking. “How did I get here? How am I even alive?”
And so to Ozzy’s latest adventure, which is ‘stubbornly ordering curry from an Italian restaurant’. Yes: as the Mirror reports, the constantly bewildered rocker insistently ordered curry while dining at fancy Italian restaurant C for Cipriani with wife Sharon and pals recently, and was so insistent that he have something tikka’d that staff left the restaurant and fetched him an Indian takeaway.
“Ozzy was completely unfazed by the situation,” a source told the paper. For ‘unfazed’ read ‘unaware of’. “[He] insisted he was in the mood for a curry.
“Sharon and Louis Walsh kept telling him he should just have a nice bowl of pasta or something, but he wouldn’t budge. He wanted a curry and as far as he was concerned that was the end of it.
“Obviously staff were keen to keep their high-profile guests happy, so waiters were dispatched to a nearby curry house in Mayfair and ordered a takeaway for Ozzy.”
They then served the curry up on C-branded plates and pretended this was a completely normal thing to do. “Ozzy was delighted,” the source said. For ‘delighted’ read ‘he will never remember this happened’. How is he even alive.
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